Fusion Blaster 66-9

Here is a bit of a history lesson from the classes we took in the class of '69 - yeah of course I mean 2269, what kind of question is that? Anyway... Even after the 3rd world war resuting in countries nuking each other eventually wiping out entire populations, this here is still the greatest nation to live in.. what? Of course I'm talking about the United States of New Rossiya, stop asking questions already bliat! As I was saying, we still have our guns, and we figured that after destroying half of the world and defeating all of our enemies, we will eventually run out of things to shoot at. So back in the early 2220's we started researching technology to take on the aliens. That went so well that we managed to put together these little beauties right here, FU-BAR 69. 

I shouldn't mention that, but a there's little trivia: during the experiments, some of these guns in theory ended up bending time and space around them and disappeared. Some say they were sent back in time, that would explain the similar weaponry allegedly seen in use in the zombie apocalypse of the 21st century. Heh, yeah, back when it wasn't a sport yet.

Old version, will be updated soon.

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If you are  willing to make us a nice video preview, we'd love you forever :)