Shulkamania

Well ya know somethin', Mean Gene, the Shulkster might sound British but he's a real American, dude, with the red, white, and blue runnin' straight through his veins! And he's gonna really feel it as he shows all those big, smelly giants out there why it's Shulk time all the time, jack!

Ya better believe, brother, that the Shulkster has been TexID fixed and he and his 24 inch pythons are all set to go over a new slot, dude! And Bowser or Jigglypuff or whoever, dude, is gonna feel the full weight of the Monado comin' down on them then get tossed outta the ring while the Shulkster keeps his teammates barnyard from the ragin' tides of Pirate Ship by ridin' all 85,000 of them on his barn door back! The same back, brother, that led him to SLAAAAM that big nasty Ganondorf in front of 256 billion people in the Silverdome, jack!

So whatcha gonna do, brother, when Shulkamania runs wild on you?!