*** Warning, apparently there is a bug where sometimes disguised spies will also be wearing this hat, use at your own risk. *
Chéries! A cryptic conundrum, chaos incarnate, cackling in the carnage of close-minded cretins. A cosmopolitan charmer, never coarse nor crude, courting chiquitas clothed in corsets, causing them to climax from cunnilingus. Confidently controlling the combatzone by conducting complex contrivances, confusing the clumsy clowns that call themselves contenders to the crown of the contest. Catering casualties to the competitors, to abscond and camouflage in the crowd, crippling computerised contraptions constructed by clods. A cultured champion, a connoisseur of cuts, you can call me Casanova.
Also includes jigglebones for the tail and a blue skin.
Yes, it has been submitted to Valve :)