Hair for the Heavy

Replaces any heavy hat except the hat pile ones or the halo. No hair version and no moustache version also included.

With a stylish wig and a false moustache, the Heavy is ready for action looking like his personal hero, ________ (*).

(*) insert any or all of the following: Josif Stalin, Saxton Hale, Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, Bennett, Super Mario, Mike Haggar, Jesse Ventura, Freddie Mercury, The entirety of Village People, Half of Groucho Marx, President Taft, George Lycurgus or any other mustachioed character, real or fictional that I may have heard of but have forgotten or one that I have never even heard about.