Cactus Cooler

Who doesn't love Cactus Cooler? It's pretty much the best drink around. Even better than water. I mean between Mountain Dew, Cactus Cooler, and Tahitian Treat, do we even really need such simplistic peasant drinks as water? It doesn't even have HFCS for Christ's sake! How does water expect to compete against drinks like this when it can't even replenish electrolytes? You're out of your league, water! Best just run away before I blast you with my Cactus Crits!™.

Kinda gets me thinking. Maybe I'll make a Tahitian Treat skin for BONK... or maybe I'll just do a Mt Dew skin. I don't think anyone has done that yet.