Добавил: The DSystem 2016-01-24 10:32:43 143 просмотра
this is my first skin created for any game. Go easy on me!
-Ever tired of looking at that bland, boring stump of metal on your robotic hand?
-I know I am!
-Ever felt that the checkerboard design was the best thing ever?
-...
-Then this is the skin for you!
-Whats so great about it?
-YOU tell ME! the beautiful checker pattern goes along with the great works of the great GAMEMASTER90266!!!!!
-Amazed? no?
-Well, these beauts are NOT Hale-approved! They are Saxton Hale DISAPPROVED!! now are you impressed?
-Wait! what about what happened to Gamemaster? aren't you worried?
-NO! for I have THIS! this exclusive orange checkered mini-sentry made by Game master after the incident with the maroon one.
-WHAT??? That ALSO can't be approved! your putting yourself in more risk!
-Nonsense!
Meanwhile, in Australia...
BEEP BEEP BEEP!
-Disapproved merchandise detected, sir!
Saxton Hale: WHAT?? Where??
-Uhh...Wisconsin, sir! it appears to be a part of a projectile weapons show.
Saxton Hale: Tell me what is exactly being shown!
-A robotic hand based off the mini-sentrys of gamemaster90266, the last person you had to deal with.
Saxton Hale: ...annoyed sigh! c'mon, get my jet!
-Yes sir!
several minutes later, in Wisconsin...
CRASH! DESTRUCTION! PROPERTY DAMAGE!
-Mr. SAXTON HALE!
Saxton Hale: Thats right! and I am putting an end to this show!
-NO!!! MY HARD WORK CONSISTING OF A HALF-HOUR!!!!!!!
Only two things survived the carnage that ensued, an Engineer who used the shield from the orange mini-sentry, and the robotic hand on display, being created out of a space-age material. The engineer took said hand, went home, and got out the saw.
If anybody can tell me how to make parts of a texture glow, please tell me so I can update this!
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