EXCITING UPDATE! Can you possibly contain the excitement? CAN YOU? Well the enterprising Cap_co has made the product you love even better, neigh "hard core" as the youth put it these days. Same breathtaking quality, but we forced our tireless engineers into their labs to upgrade the CPv2000 to... DRUMROLL PLEASE... The CPv2001! The "Ring of Light" (patent still pending) around the base now pulses and glows when a team caps it, ensuring that whatever it is your dying for is being died for IN STYLE.
Now now, this may not be for everyone, it is a luxury item I suppose seeing how each one of these babies clocks in at 33.3mb full of coding wizardry to get this to work right. Think about it! It's like 1968 or something, 33 megabytes of anything is just LUDICROUS. Most commonfolk don't even know what a megabyte is let alone a "computer."
Might I digress. In this package includes both the 2000 and 2001 models so you can make a choice, because this is America.
Those old capture points too dull to fight and die for? You look down at the scuffed and dirty metal and just... sigh?
WELL CHEER UP! Because Cap-Co, the fine producer of flat, disc shaped cap points for over 75 years has the solution!
Introducing the CPv2000 (and NEW 2001 model), with revolutionary "Ring of Light" technology. Marvel at it's brushed steel exterior. You swear it looks crisper compared to earlier models. And now it has the "Ring of Light" (patent pending) around the base for that extra 'zazz that makes you want to charge into battle to protect what is rightfully yours!