Microsoft Armory SP1

Okay, has anyone here ever used Windows? Perhaps even played TF2 on it? Well here's your chance to do both at the same time, in a way I doubt anyone has previously tried. (Apologies to anyone who has, please inform me and I will add a "predecessors" list or something like that as necessary)

Windows 1.0 through Windows 10 and all Operating Systems inbetween belong to Microsoft.