Soldier's Fairly Disturbing Shovel

You, maggot. YES, YOU!

Have you ever skipped using your trusty ol' shovel because of how boring and uninteresting it is? Use the Market Gardener just because of it's fancy friggin' rocket jump crits?

If so, use this here top-of-the-line modification to make the shoveling days return to you on the battlefield, where your boring old spade will transform into a brand-spanking new one, with more vibrant color and a handsome devil constantly staring you in the face.

You'll never miss again! Make those sissies fear your power, and always be the star of the show.

WARNING: May be possessed. Feed one soul per day to keep healthy.