Добавил: The DSystem
"For when you have to forge your way out of a tight situation, use your John Hancock"
"Don't forget to dot your i's and cross your t's, hard."
"John Hancock forged his signature as our founding father, now use your John Hancock to forge your signature into the backs of your enemies."
"The John Hancock, a fashionable weapon of forgery."
For stats, I can't think of much other than something similar to Your Eternal Reward, and maybe ink poisoning damage over a short period of time (such as; Southern Hospitality and Tribalman's Shiv)?
Lol, keep thinking of too many good descriptions. xD
Replaces Your Eternal Reward with The John Hancock, a fashionable weapon of forgery.
Unzip to your "steam/steamapps/yourname/teamfortress2/tf" folder.